What Not To Wear

Over the past few weeks I find myself scouring through catalogs and department stores looking for a fresh new look. Clothes that are hot, trendy and classy; pieces that will further my transition from ordinary sista to extraordinary diva. But instead of satisfying my quest for a new look and a host of phab finds fit for a Plus Size Queen...I find myself trapped in an episode of "What Not To Wear".
It seems that the reoccuring theme amongst plus size fashion designers is to simply mimic the styles and designs of the designers of regular size clothing. Now to some this may not seem like such a bad idea. I for one believe in equal opportunity clothing. BUT just because it looks good in a size 10 does not mean it will look good in a size 26. So I guess it's up to us to know "What Not To Wear".
A true Diva knows herself and is very familiar with what works for her body and style. I always say "To Thy Own Self Be True". Meaning 9 times out of 10 we know off the rip whether or not a particular look works for us. And for those of us who don't, intervention is on the way.

 A prime example are Leggings. Leggings are making a comeback and women of all shapes and sizes are rocking them left and right. While a pair of leggings can add life to a drab essemble, there are certain rules that must be followed.

1) Unless you are a size 8 or smaller...please do not wear them without at least a hip length top. No one wants to see all that your mama gave you, especially when it takes on the shape of a triangle.

2) Go dark on stay home! As a friend of mine recently told me, no grown woman in her right mind should be out and about in lime green, hot pink or corvett red leggings. WTH! You are not Blossom or Punky Brewster!!

3) Last but certainly not least...leggings are very unforgiving. They reveal ever dent, bump, and dimple. And Lord knows that unless you are 18 and solid as a rock, you are going to jiggle. Either put on some spanx or put on some jeans.

Trend #2: Sleeveless, One Sleeve or Halter
 I know, I know...when it's hot you wanna feel free. This works for some. But for those of US that can't do it...leave it alone. There are so many other options. 4 Words: Stretch marks and Bat Wings...not gonna work. It's not even worth it; there are so many cute tops with short sleeves and 3/4 sleeves.

Finally my All time Favorite: Form Fitting or Tight!

Why? WTH are you thinking about!?? There are a lot of Fulfigured sisters out there with Coke bottle figures. They are shapely and well proportioned BUT there are alot of sisters that are not. It's Okay! It is what it is! I just can not understand buying a dress or outfit that does not compliment your silouhette. Why would you highlight you flaws?

At the end of the day...style is simple. Do what WORKS for you and if you don't know what works, ask a friend. Friends don't Let Friends Dress Drunk!! And if you wear clothes that don't work for you... that's exactly what people will think: "She must have been drunk when she put that on". I for one employ my sista friends to tackle my behind down at the door before they allow me to hit the streets WRONG and OUT OF ORDER!! Sometimes It Takes A Village to Raise A Phabolous Diva.